soooooooooooo I just bought one of the new Glade candles - apple cinnamon, with nice removeable labels so they can look more classy than they already do (ha!) but when I read the label, as any proper flag waving American MUST do these days, if not to perhaps LEARN something, to at least prove that we still are CAPABLE of such a mundane task as *reading* - I see this:
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(and yes, I know my picture is crooked - concentrate on the WRITING on this label!!!) -
Find the "for best results" line:
Do you SEE it????? Is there something in the wrong order here? I'm supposed to burn my candle for 2-4 hours THEN trim the wick before use????
EEGADS!!
Somebody STOP them!!!
Do you SEE them?
Those poor people all across our great nation, who were taught to follow directions, are now ending up in some emergency room somewhere waiting for silver sulfadiazine (I love Google!) and Nu-skin!
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dohhhhhhhhh!
Duhhhh!
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